dimafleck: the living legend. Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 so i've been seeing this cute, super cool chick for about 3 weeks...and we got to talking about mushrooms.turns out we both love them.so i suggested we do them together and go to the art gallery...today, we did just that.We split a quarter (i ate way more than her) and headed to the gallery. So about an hour into it, i start getting overwhelmed by the shrooms...they were super potent...and i got lost staring into this Van Gogh...i was staring at it for about 20 min when i realized...i shit my pants.PANIC HITS RIGHT AWAY.first a cold snap right to the face...then heat all over my body.she was a few pantings up...i didn't know what to do ...so i just bolted...i didn't have the courage to take the subway home with a pant load full of shit...so i ran to the bank, took out 100 bucks and took a 90 dollar cab ride home...i felt so sorry for the cabbie.i haven't had the courage to call her since...what should i do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarGarlic Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Call her and explain!If she cant handle you shitting your pants in public when you are high, maybe you need to totally re-evaluate your relationship with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richbass Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 (edited) I'm sorry to do this but, did you actualy shit your pants from being so high...........? Edited March 7, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 I suppose it's moot now, but wouldn't the bathroom at the gallery be the best place to evaluate your situation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 [color:purple]499 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateaux Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 I have a hard time believing you shite your pants because of some mush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 i think it was the van gogh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ge-off Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 so i ran to the bank, took out 100 bucks and took a 90 dollar cab ride home...i felt so sorry for the cabbie.90$ cab ride in toronto??.. where do you live? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 absolutely HILARIOUS!!too bad it seems like a jokei just cant see shitting yourself from mushrooms, i mean ive had some GOOD trips, some heavy-duty trips but ive never felt my bowels loosen from them. i dont know, maybe i can handle more, or maybe they were realllly good, maybe a millioln things were in play here.maybe it was the van gogh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 dimafleck is full of sh!t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 dimafleck is full of sh!tWell, somewhat less full than he was before entering the museum, if the report is accurate...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReDD Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Well either way, pooing your pants or not, if you like this lady you should definitly tell her what happened. Maybe not that you pooed your pants but let her know you didn't leave for any reason on her part. If you do it soon she may understand, a few weeks from now she may be a bitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deranger Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Don't tell her you shat yourself. Liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 just tell her the painting told you to run...blame it on the shrooms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 do a google search on "mushrooms art museum pants" and you'll see the same story in other places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ge-off Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 just tell her the painting told you to run...blame it on the shroomsbest suggestion i've read so far.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 At this point, the important question might be which Van Gogh it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afro poppa Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 just tell her the painting told you to run...blame it on the shroomshaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 yes definitely tell her you freaked out because of shrooms and left (ran) - no need to mention the poopie part.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 At this point, the important question might be which Van Gogh it was.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 "you couldn't pay me to eat that many mushrooms and go out in public...""a million dollars?""well.... for $1000 I'd shit my pants in an art gallery." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattm Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 If I was tripping with someone and they just up and left I'd probably be quite pissed. If they told me it was 'cause they pooped their pants and had to go, I'd probably laugh (sorry but it is kinda funny) and also completely forgive the person. hey, shit happens (sometimes when you really don't want it too).I'm not a woman, though, so I have no idea about this. I have learned one thing in my life, though, and that's to call women. You have to decide what to say but if you don't call, she'll be royally pissed, and from what I hear probably confused and hurt too so if you tell her you had to leave (for whatever reason, tripping out too much can do that to a person) then she doesn't have to feel like it's her fault. I have no idea if any of that made sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 I told your mother she was taking you off these too early! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 why didn't you run to winners or something with the 100 bucks and buy some clean skivies?I gotta admire the courage for getting on here and telling that story.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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