MamaPink Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 Ever think you know the lyrics to a song but then find out you're totally wrong? For example: ...might aswell face it you're a dickhead in love or ...scuse me while i kiss this guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 okay, i'll admit it... i didn't know the song "how bizarre" was even in english until i saw the video and they showed the title of the song at the beginning. i thought the song was in a totally different language, and the chorus was something to the effect of "a bee zaaa" or something like that. heehee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 wrapped up like a douche, when we're runnin in the night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 There's this Tori Amos song called Winter that I just could never figure the lyrics out. My interpretation: "Wipe my nose on my newborn son". (I knew it wasn't right but I'll be damned if I could figure it out. It was actually: "I put my hand in my father's glove." Please don't ask.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 "I looked into my lunch box, just to get my sandwitch" "I saw you with a chicken sub in your hand!" golgi apparatus ~ phish "Squish dead birds harder and harder" Twist and burn ~ plow "Man eating Subway, calling himself Clay Henrey. Used to cast shadows, but now all that fat has gone away." Streetsleeper ~ Grand Theft Bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 A Tragically Hip line that always bewildered me was "the obvious turns apathy-true." Made more sense when I found out the line was obviously "the obvious turns out to be true." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 I also thought Salt and Pepper was saying "pussy" for the longest time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 Then there's The real lyrics were: Jesus loves you more than you will know. But I misheard them as: She's a slut. That's more than you should know. Mrs Robinson by Simon and Garfunkle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 This is one on my personal fav's: "Slooooow motion waaaalter, fire engine guuuy" -Smoke on the water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 "I'm a pool hall ace... with every breath you take" (instead of "how my poor heart aches... with every breath you take") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 My Buddy Mike is the "King of Fucking up lyrics" a well deserved title...Here's a gem overheard while he was sitting in the back seat singing to the radio kiss me in the wet spot! Why don’t you kiss me in the wet spot! Kiss me in the wet spot! Fire away! - Hit me with your best shot Pat Benatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 Thats a funny one C-Hippie! Badams used to think the main line from Lay Down Sally was: Waaaay Down South But, HAHAHAHAHAHA Freek! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 I also used to hear Last night I dreamt of some pesos Just like I'd never gone I knew the song Young girl with eyes like potatos It all seems like yesterday not far away instead of the regular begining of la isla bonita by Madonna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted October 15, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 The ants are my friends.... ha ha ha! I think that's my favorite. They're blowing in the wind... oh my, that's a gut buster for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stapes Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 There's also the 2 gents behind the Sloth who misheard the slip lyrics "If one of us should fall." at CTMF "Dude is he saying shit fuck?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Stapes: "Squish dead birds harder and harder" Twist and burn ~ plow "Man eating Subway, calling himself Clay Henrey. Used to cast shadows, but now all that fat has gone away." Streetsleeper ~ Grand Theft Bus TWO CLASSICS...I LOVE YOU STAPES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 Then there's the Redneckgolfer, out of his head on California Sunshine, at his first Dead show at Rich Stadium, July 4th, 1989, singing his lungs out to "Gimme Some Lovin'": So glad I'm Canadian/you got to gimme some lovin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phred Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 I, want to rock and roll all night, and part of every day! My wife used to think that the Bryan adams song "Cut's like a knife" was "Can't suck a knife"! Phred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted October 16, 2003 Report Share Posted October 16, 2003 "hold me close now, tony danza..." misheard lyrics was a category on jeopardy last night. the new jeopardy format is wicked! instead of saying 'you're done' after winning five straight days, you keep going until you lose. the guy right now has won 5 straight, with a five day total of $105,000!!! ad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermontdave Posted October 16, 2003 Report Share Posted October 16, 2003 I used to think that song 'Lunatic Fringe' was 'Lunatic Fred'. I still like my version better. An old roomate of mine thought that Stevie Nicks song was 'Like the one winged dove'. He would also sing non-sensical English words along with that song from that fiddle player guy who had a pop hit with a song that was all in Gaelic. Go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted October 16, 2003 Report Share Posted October 16, 2003 A friend thought the chorus of a Bob Loblaw song was "You are the one-eyed spies" instead of the actual lyric I sang, which was "You are the one I despise." He thought the song was making a statement on the security cameras you see everywhere. Always thought that was a good idea, and now I think I'm gonna write it. No stealing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 16, 2003 Report Share Posted October 16, 2003 Up until fairly recent;y I thought that GTB line, Pain sure fades slow was Paint your face gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted October 16, 2003 Report Share Posted October 16, 2003 "I'll never be you're pizza burning" (Beast of Burden) and "There's a bathroom on the right" (Bad Moon Risin) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted October 16, 2003 Report Share Posted October 16, 2003 An old roomate of mine thought that Stevie Nicks song was 'Like the one winged dove'. I'm fairly sure those are the lyrics. "just like a one winged dove, sings a song, sounds like she's singin' ooo baby ooo ooo...." When I first heard Franklin' Tower I thought the lyric was "roll away with you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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