CatPhish Posted April 2, 2004 Report Share Posted April 2, 2004 Why are many raspberry candies and/or drinks ( like slurpies) blue? [color:"blue"] [color:"blue"] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted April 2, 2004 Report Share Posted April 2, 2004 Sorry sorry, this is "ask Hamilton a question" isn't it? so umm, Hamilton, have you seen the Hard Rain dvd? Ah, yes - I thought it might be turning into "ask esau a question"!! Ummm... no. I have not seen the Hard Rain DVD. I would like to, though. I think I also need to get my hands on that new Bootleg Series release. But that probably won't happen for a few weeks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Hey hamilton. What's the best way to shave your balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Which is your question: (i)What's the best way for me to shave my balls?, or (ii)What's the best way for you to shave my balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/\/illy Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 I actually thought it was: What's the best way for you to shave your balls? At least that's how I read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/\/illy Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Honestly, a nice bath and a bottle of baby oil works great. Make sure the razor is sharp. Really sharp. Lay on your back and raise your balls above the water. Soak them with the baby oil. Rub it around. Saturation is the best policy. Then, gently shave away. Don't be afraid to add a lot more oil if required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 also , i recomend adding more oil afer you doing shaving, make sure you work it in, using an up and down method, untill satisified. i find that helps with the.... oh fu©k it,, but it sure feels nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Actually Willy, I don't think Lazlo was looking for an honest answer...But since you brought it up, I understand that this is the same method they use to trim poodles down so that they look less like Michael Bolton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paan Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 I tried tweezers once....... once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodRev Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Say hamilton, I've always wondered: Who really IS the smoothest motherfu©ker around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/\/illy Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Is there really any question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Apparently you don't understand the nature of this thread, Willy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/\/illy Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Apparently you don't understand the nature of this thread, Willy. I think it's a waste of your great intellect to ask questions with such obvious answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Question: I'm thinking of adopting a pet "Lazlo", but I don't know what to feed him. (I'm replacing my pet Esau, because he kept biting the neighbours.) What do Lazlos eat, and how often? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 i'd feed him tofu and broccoli all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Lazlos eat sh!t and drink beer from the toilet. A very low maintenance beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 hahahahahahahahahah ^^ hey hamilton, i have a question for you! will you be coming to ctmf on the 2-4 weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Okay, first of all, the Lazlo bit: I believe that Lazlos will eat and drink just about anything, which is the upside. The downside is that this causes them to be incredibly gassy - and Lazlos already smell pretty bad to begin with. I'm a little concerned about your Esau, though. Most Esau owners get rid of their Esaus because they keep kicking peoples' shins. I have never heard of an Esau that bites. Call your vet - he may need to be put down. CTMF? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.... no. Although I will admit to this being a very good line-up for a change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Is it normal for my Esau to sneak into neighbours' refrigerators and steal beer? That's usually what leads to the conflicts that cause the biting, when the neighbours try to pull the bottle out of his mouth, while he growls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 I hate to tell you this, but I think you were tricked into purchasing an imitation Esau. A real Esau would steal all of the neighbours' Jagermeister and all of their beer. I hope you didn't pay too much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 I hate to tell you this, but I think you were tricked into purchasing an imitation Esau. A real Esau would steal all of the neighbours' Jagermeister and all of their beer. I hope you didn't pay too much... Don't forget: there was that "economy" line of Esaus. The top-of-the line Esau (which got renamed to "EsauMax", but was the original model, except for some cosmetic changes) would steal your beer and your Jager; the "Esau Jr." model would only steal your beer, while an "EsauXP" would just go after your Jager. Essentially, all they did was take regular Esaus, disable either feature, re-label as XP or Jr., and sell them at a lower price. The marketing plan went nowhere, and potential buyers stayed away in drives. The XP and Jr. models were dropped, and "EsauMax" got renamed to "EsauClassic", while never having its functionality changed in the slightest. Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 I just took a look and it appears that mine is actually an "Esau Express". I think it's missing most of the cool features of the Max and the Classic. That might also explain why he only steals beer, and no Jager. That's what you get for pirating a bootleg Esau, rather than going to a reputable retailer. I must remember this lesson when I go shopping for Lazlos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 The only Lazlos you are likely to come across are some ratty used models. They stoped breeding such bohemoths in 77 due to a decline in demand. Although Lazlos did make great pets most people found themselves trying to give them away because they just couldn't afford all those diapers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 poopie? Is that really you? I had plenty of diap-diaps..but you ran away??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 hamilton, what the fack is going on here? :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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