Tenenbaum Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 i saw the preview in the theater last weekend with a half full audience for X3;I lol once I saw the title; the sad part was... no one else did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 how do you folks fit so much into a day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 I went and saw Xmen 3 tonight. The crowd went crazy when the preview for Snakes on a Plane played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 Oh. My. God.Where's SLJ when you need him???http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,197976,00.htmlPilot Fights Black Snake Stowaway on Plane Friday, June 02, 2006CHARLESTON, W.Va. — Monty Coles was 3,000 feet in the air when he discovered a stowaway peeking out at him from the plane's instrument panel — a 4 1/2-foot black snake. Coles had left Charleston earlier for a leisurely flight over the West Virginia countryside last Saturday in his Piper Cherokee and was preparing to land in Gallipolis, Ohio, when the snake revealed itself."Nothing in any of the manuals ever described anything like this," the 62-year-old Cross Lanes resident said. But the advice given 25 years earlier from his flight instructor immediately came to mind: "No matter what happens, fly the plane."An attempt to swat the snake only resulted in it falling to Coles' feet under the rudder pedals. It then darted to the other side of the cockpit.While maintaining control of the single-engine plane with one hand, Coles grabbed the reptile behind its head with his other."There was no way I was letting that thing go. It coiled all around my arm, and its tail grabbed hold of a lever on the floor and started pulling," Coles said.The next step was to radio for emergency landing clearance."They came back and asked what my problem was. I told them I had one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane. They cleared me in."After a smooth landing, Coles posed for pictures with the snake, then let it loose."That snake resides in Ohio now," he said. "I wasn't about to bring it home. I don't mind snakes, but I sure like to know where they are."Coles said he was lucky his usual travel companions, his wife and dachshund, were not on the flight."If my wife had been in the plane, I wouldn't have a wife, a plane or myself," Coles said. "I don't know what might have happened if Killer had been in the plane, but it sure would have been a lot more exciting." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 (edited) Snake on a Plane CHARLESTON, W.Va. - Monty Coles was 3,000 feet in the air when he discovered a stowaway peeking out at him from the plane's instrument panel: a 4 1/2-foot snake.Coles was taking a leisurely flight over the West Virginia countryside in his Piper Cherokee last weekend and was preparing to land in Ohio when the snake revealed itself. Edited June 5, 2006 by Guest for not making much sense... except to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 I heard S.O.A.P. is going to be part of mandatory training for pilots in the near future and that Monty Coles will be on hand to do a Q & A aterward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 saw these beauts on fark.... Killin me! Whitesnakes on a plane... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Omigod. Whitesnakes on a plane. Pure. Unadulterated. Genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffhead77 Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Guess which of your favorite iPod skin companies is probably making S.O.A.P skins??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 DecalGirl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffhead77 Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 oh bouche, how droll...don't ever mention that bitch again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairySari Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 I work in a bookstore, and was excited to see that this showed up at work today: That would be Snakes on a Plane, the novelization based on the movie. Find out what happens before you see the movie! I had a hard time trying to explain to my coworkers why I found the book funny . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 I do believe that is the first time I've heard the word "novelization".....I always did wonder what to call a 'book made from a movie' or 'the book version of a movie.' Absolutely hilarious!!!I'm pretty sure you can rip through that today on your lunch hour, eh? I for one would enjoy the 'spoiler' of having you scan in the last page, or the last few paragraphs!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 thank you, Sari. now my day's full of idiocy too. looks like a great book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 And for your next party--the board game!www.cobrasinthecockpit.comCobras in the Cockpit is a game based on a fictional movie where YOU play the SNAKES! Your objective: throw the plane into chaos! You will hiss, rattle, squeeze, and bite your way through the plane, earning points for each section you throw into chaos. But other snakes will try to stop you, so watch out!There are 4 types of snakes: Cobras, Rattlesnakes, Kingsnakes, and Pythons, each one having special abilities that make them unique. Each player chooses a breed of snake to play and then moves their snakes through the plane, trying to scare the passengers and crew. When all sections of the plane have been thrown into chaos, the game is over and the snakes with the most points win.Beware of the Bad Mother F$%#@! and the Air Marshall! Spook people with snakes on a plate and snakes in the head! But don't forget that snakes don't plan good and snakes can barely see!*The game comes with a 5 piece board, a deck of 99 cards, 4 snake species cards, 20 snake markers, 10 chaos markers, rulebook, and scoresheet.Cobras in the Cockpit supports 2-4 players and the average game takes 30-60 minutes.* actual names of cards; bad grammar intended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 Send personalized messages from Samuel L. Jackon for Snakes on a Plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted August 3, 2006 Report Share Posted August 3, 2006 ^^^ oh, now that's going to be fuuuuuuu-uuuun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Reviews are coming outwhat's this about then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 Snakes on a Firetruck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted August 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 so, i don't know if anyone realized but the movie opened last weekend. all my friends in the states couldn't wait to see it! and they said it was much better than they could have hoped. all of them loved it! i don't know if it opened in canada or not yet, because i'm too scared of snakes to see the movie anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted August 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 here's a great interview with SLJ: Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richbass Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 I still think Dave Chappelle should have been there instead.........."Snake on a Plane BITCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Awesome flick...Get this snake off of my dick!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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