Swifty Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 (edited) Hope you had a good one dude!Sorry to hear about you boy Corey. Hope this cheers you up!Colt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that's all we needWe go to far at the dogs.Smoke that pound of weedAs the marijuana burnwe can take our turnsingin' them dirty rap songsstop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chongand sell tapes from here to hong kongi said roll, roll, roll my jointpick out the seeds and stems,feelin' high as hellflyin' through palm daleskatin' on dayton wheelsso roll, roll, the '83cadillac coupe de villeif my tapes and cd's just don't selli bet my cabby willwell it was just sun downin a small white townand they call it east side palm downwhen the afroman walked through the white landhouses went up for salewell i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD'swhen i met a lil' girl named Jani let her ride in my caddy'cause i didn't know her daddywas the leader of the ku-klux-klanwe fucked on the bedfucked on the floorfucked so longi grew a fuckin' afrothen i fucked to the leftfucked to the rightshe sucked my dicktil the shit turned whitei thought to myself"sheeba, sheeba!"got my ass lookin' like a zebrai put on my clothesand i was on my waytill her daddy pulled up in a chevorletso i ran, jumped out the back windowbut her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 by 4oh he beat me to the leftbeat me to the rightthe mothafucka whooped my as all nightbut i ain't madat her prejudice dadthat's the best damn pussy i eva hadi got a bag of weedand a bottle of winei'm gonna fuck that bitchjust one more timeColt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that's all we needWe can go to the door at the dogsSmoke that tumbleweedAs the marijuana burnwe can take our turnsingin' them dirty rap songsstop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chongi said it takes form him to hong kongi said roll, roll, roll my jointpick out the seeds and stemsfeelin' high as hellflyin' through palm bellskatin' on dragon wheelsso roll, roll, roll the '83cadillac coupe de villeif my tapes and cd's just don't selli bet my cabby willi met this lady in Hollywoodshe had green hair but damn she look goodi took her to my house 'cause she looked finebut she whooped out a dick that was bigger than minei met this lady from Japannever made love with an africani fucked her once, i fucked her twicei ate that pussy like shrimp-fried ricedon't be amazed at the stories i tell youi met a woman in the heart of Australiashe had a big butt and titties tooso i hopped in her ass like a kangaroosee i met this woman from Hawaiistuck it in her ass and she said "iiiiiiiiieeeeee"lips was breakfastpussy was lunchthen her titties busted open with hawaiian punchmet Colonel Sanders wifein the state of Kentuckyshe said i'll fry some chickenif you just fuck mei came in her mouth it was a crisisi gave her my secret blendof herbs and spicesColt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that's all we needWe can go to the door at the dogsSmoke that tumbleweedAs the marijuana burnwe can take our turnsingin' them dirty rap songsstop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chongi said it takes form him to hong kongi said roll, roll, roll my jointpick out the seeds and stemsfeelin' high as hellflyin' through palm bellskatin' on dragon wheelsso roll, roll, roll the '83cadillac coupe de villeif my tapes and cd's just don't selli bet my cabby willi met dolly parton in Tenneseeher titties were filled with henneseeand that country music really drove me crazybut i rolled that ass and said yes miss daizythen i met this lady from Oklahomaput her pussy in a comamet this lady in Michigancan't wait til i fuck that bitch againmet a real black girl in South Carolinafucked her til she turned to a white albinai fucked this hooker in IowaI fucked her on credit so i owe herfucked this girl down in Georgiai came in her mouth now i thought i told yamet this beautiful sexy hoeshe just ran cross the border from Mexicothis fine young thing said her name's MariaI wrapped her up just like a hot tortillai wanna get married ut i can't afford iti know i'm gonna cry when she get departedColt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that's all we needWe can go to the door at the dogsSmoke that tumbleweedAs the marijuana burnwe can take our turnsingin' them dirty rap songsstop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chongi said it takes form him to hong konghave you eva went ova a girlstarts to fuck but the pussy just ain't no goodi mean ya gettin' upset'cause you can't get her wetplus you in the wrong neighborhoodso you try to play it offand eat the pussybut it take her so long to comethen a dude walk in it's her big boyfriendand he ask you where you fromso you wipe your mouthand you ty to explainyou start talking real fastbut he already mad'cause you fuckin' his oneso he start beatin' on yo assso your clothes all muddyyour nose all bloodyyour dick was hard but now it's softyou thought you had a girl to rock ya worldbut you still have to go jack offColt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that's all we needWe can go to the door...mmmm Colt 45! 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